Every year we have this moment where we go "shit, what if all these people are ordering these things as gifts and are not as selfish as we are and buying stuff for themselves?" And that's when we think "we need to get them this stuff. But, we're also notorious procrastinators in just about every way except sending out our packages, that happens every day. So, we thought we would give you, dear reader, some insight into what's going on around here these days and what to expect.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING - TWO DAYS! ORDER UNTIL DEC. 20th (to be safe)
Well, we finally have good news on this front. After much trepidation and trips "across the pond" we now have our European operations up and running in little ol Luxembourg. What does that mean? Well, if you're shopping for stockings pretty much anywhere in Europe — we can get said stockings to you in a quick and efficient manner.
If you're in another spot that isn't in Europe, say Japan or Australia, or maybe Antarctica, you'll have to use our extremely fast DHL service. Two days, that's how long it's going to take you to get your parcel of fine footwear. It's expensive, we know, but it's fast and trackable (key!) and you won't regret it. Check out our shipping policies here.
DOMESTIC (CONTINENTAL US) SHIPPING - ORDER UNTIL DEC 19th! (Again, safe).
Like I said before, orders are going out on the daily. As long as you're getting your order in before 4pm PST you can be almost guaranteed that our man Paddy aka Patrick aka PaddyWampus is getting those orders out right quick. And he'll do a Scottish accent for you whilst he does. All you have to do is ask.
Also, as of Friday December 9th we are going to upgrading ALL DOMESTIC SHIPPING to Priority. Boom! Just like that, because we can. You don't even have to do anything. It'll be awesome.
NEED HELP SHOPPING?
Well, shiiiiit, why didn't you say so, that's why we are here. We have a retail store where our more than knowledgable staff can take you through any and all of the socks that we have for sale there. Plus, it's right next to a great coffee shop The Commissary where you can pick up a nice coffee and a savory scone if you're into that sort of thing.
The Athletic Community
925 NW 19th Ave - Suite A
Portland, OR 97209
STILL NEED HELP SHOPPING?
Ok, here are a couple of things for you to try.
The Super Socks Grab Bag.
It comes with three socks all in the same size. Now, sure, they might be from past collections, but like every good cyclist, you want your friends to keep up, not get ahead of the game. Plus, there might be one in there that you missed along the way, and you've still got not one, but two socks to give away.
Always popular, totally personal (the aforementioned Paddy will hand write your note in his best penmanship) and then they can just get what they want and the worry of offending with a too large bib short is gone. Plus, if you go over that sneaky $100 threshold, you'll get a free pair of PDX Airport Carpet Socks. Win Win. Again!
Ok, that's what we've got for you at the moment. But, if you have questions, do not hesitate to ask. Nothing is too weird. Can I add a note? Sure! Do you have anything that matches this [insert photo of your bowling shoes]? Totally! Is my order going to make it in time? I don't know, let's check.
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